The Dirty Mommy Club

We've got a problem over here.  Every night, at 7:42pm, our problem arises.  It has been so disruptive that I've decided to take action.  No more messing around.  

You see, each night as I put my sweet boy to bed, the monsters come.  They don't hide in his closet or under his bed.  These monsters are ballsy, and hang out (pun so intended!) for all to see.

There is no way I could fall asleep with monsters watching, so it's no surprise that my two year old can't either.  Enter Monster Be Gone Spray.

Two sprays of this potent stuff and the monsters disappear.  And my little man can rest his head in peace.

I whipped up this little label, taped it to a can of Febreeze, and became my boy's savior.  And his room smells nice to boot.

So if you have monsters invading your littles' space, copy and paste the label, grab a can of Febreeze and call it a day.

Cheers Dirties.