Wednesday, September 28, 2011
I Heart Wieners
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| 'Have you ever seen so many wieners in your life Mildred?' 'Why yes I have Ethel.' |
For each of my pregnancies, I declined finding out the gender of the baby. This proved to be incredibly frustrating for many people, but I loved not knowing. The payoff at the end was having Dirty Daddy tell me if we welcomed a son or a daughter into our family.
We were pretty typical expecting parents. Coming up with name lists, preparing rooms, buying clothes (albeit mostly yellow and green), taking baby classes. If it was a girl, would we get her ears pierced as a baby? If it was a boy, would we have him circumcised? (It's not as big of a jump from ears to penises as you might think).
Circumcision is honestly something I have never spent anytime thinking about in my entire life. Until I was pregnant. And then I needed some information. Not having a penis myself, I wasn't sure what the best choice would be should I have a son. So I researched. A lot. Did you know that there is a support group for men who were circumcised as children but, as adults, feel that this is a problem? Seriously. I swear.
There were as many pros for circumcision as there were cons. So I went to the street. I asked my girlfriends with sons if they had or hadn't and why. I talked to my doctor. I asked the husbands of my friends (turns out guys don't always like talking about their junk). What it all boiled down to was what Dirty Daddy and I thought to be the best choice for our would be son.
And then I had a son. My Monkey. He was all little, and cute, and blue eyed, and perfect. Now we really had to decide. A little snip snip for his little bit? There was a lot of penis talk. And we went with what we thought worked best for us and for him.
Whether you take a little off the top or not, the choice has to be one that sits right by you. The topic of circumcision is definitely one that can create lively discussion. I have learned that, much like politics and religion, a little dick can cause quite a ruckus.
Cheers Dirties
And then I had a son. My Monkey. He was all little, and cute, and blue eyed, and perfect. Now we really had to decide. A little snip snip for his little bit? There was a lot of penis talk. And we went with what we thought worked best for us and for him.
Whether you take a little off the top or not, the choice has to be one that sits right by you. The topic of circumcision is definitely one that can create lively discussion. I have learned that, much like politics and religion, a little dick can cause quite a ruckus.
Cheers Dirties
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