Friday, September 30, 2011
Happy Birthday Mrs. President
Alright hookers. It's not even 7am and I'm already on my second vodka soda. Do you wanna know why? Because it's my birthday!
So, while I wait for UPS to bring me my truck load of presents from you all (What can brown do for me? He can get me another drink, that's what), I thought I'd countdown some memorable birthday moments.
5. On my 30th birthday, my Mom managed to throw me a surprise party with the help of my bestie. I had no idea whatsoever! Plus, it was a great party and I was happy to leave my late twenties behind me because they sucked ass.
4. Spending my 31st birthday with Dirty Daddy. We had our own party that year (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
3. Being gloriously and hugely pregnant on my 35th birthday, waiting for Bug's arrival (which turned out to be only 9 days later).
2. Every birthday from 20 to 25. Mostly because I was drunk.
1. This year tops them all. It's my first birthday with as a Mom of 3 (gush).
I also want to share a little birthday love with you dirties. So, for today and until whatever time I drag my hungover ass out of bed tomorrow, everything in my very favorite shop, The Spotted Monkey, is 20% off. Simply use the code "DirtyMommyClub" upon checkout.
Enjoy your weekend!
Cheers Dirties.
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Happy Day to you Dirty Mommy! Thanks for keeping us grounded and boldly saying the things we all think at playgroups, surrounded by all those damn SuperMoms. Cheers!